But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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