doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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