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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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