yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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