with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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