Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
