Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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