what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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