Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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