The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Randomize
