i'm lost and i look like a hooker
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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