You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
