you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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