I could have mohawked her pubes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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