wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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