i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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