so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
40s are totally the cure
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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