i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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