I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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You. Win. At. Life.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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