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It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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