you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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