some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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