I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
