im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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