I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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