i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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