Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She said her name was "party"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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