i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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