On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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