Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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