**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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