So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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