I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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