This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
