How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
