I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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