Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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