belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No stitches, just platelets and will power
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
