But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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