Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Drake has all the answers
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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