as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I need a beard to bite.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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