toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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