D3 body, D1 cock
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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