Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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