bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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