at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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