Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think people are normalizing furries
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