He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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