# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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