Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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